The Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life.

1. The Doctor - 
who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - 
who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - 
who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - 
who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer -
who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - 
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

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Q:) What's the biggest difference between men and women?
A:) A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
Respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.

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Smart & Dumb
Smart man + smart woman
= Romance
Smart man + dumb woman
= Pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman
= Affair
Dumb man + dumb woman
= Marriage
Smart boss + smart employee
= Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee
= Production
Dumb boss + smart employee
= Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee
= Overtime

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Geography Of Women:

16-22 : like Africa part virgin, part explored.
23-35 : like Asia dark and mysterious.
36-45 : like United States high tone and technical.
45-55 : like Europe devasted but still interesting in places.
60-- : like Australia-everybody knows about it,but nobody goes there.

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Some true facts about girls, read it out....

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk
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